1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,546 Hey, what are you doing here? 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,423 You didn't even watch last week's Shameless. 3 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:08,216 Get the fuck out of my truck. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,884 [Carl] Something weird happened with Tish. 5 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,178 She didn't wanna use a condom, but I did. 6 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,722 I tried to pull out, but she wrapped her legs 7 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,265 so tight and wouldn't let me. 8 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,475 She raped you. 9 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,977 Are we in a relationship? 10 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,603 [Royal] Sandy! 11 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:21,479 Who's that? 12 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,106 It's my fucking husband. 13 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,107 Your what? 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,026 Now all I gotta do is get Black folks 15 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,444 moving back into the neighborhood. 16 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:28,695 Black folks don't shoot up schools. 17 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,321 When Mikaela has a problem with Laquon, 18 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,781 she knows she gotta go to his mama's house, 19 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:32,991 handle it there. 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,367 We can stash the bikes in here till you find some buyers. 21 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,036 You're cool letting us use your gym? 22 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:36,953 How much? 23 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:37,871 Five percent. 24 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,080 Deal. 25 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,457 I saw my dad yesterday. 26 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:44,461 I told him about us maybe taking over my old bedroom. 27 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,046 No, no, no, absolutely not. 28 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,715 We're, uh...we're thinking we wanna sell the house, 29 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,425 the Gallagher house. 30 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,593 Fuck that. 31 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,511 [nurse] A woman found you unconscious 32 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,346 and bleeding behind a Dumpster. 33 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,850 [Frank] Dementia? 34 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,199 rock music 35 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:21,081 Think of all the luck you got 36 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,292 Know that it's not for naught 37 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,420 You were beaming once before 38 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:31,925 But it's not like that anymore 39 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:35,386 What is this downside 40 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,807 That you speak of? 41 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,767 What is this feeling 42 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:45,897 You're so sure of? 43 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:55,782 Round up the friends you got 44 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,785 Know that they're not for naught 45 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,830 You were willing once before 46 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:06,459 But it's not like that anymore 47 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,712 What is this downside 48 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:13,091 That you speak of? 49 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,260 What is this feeling 50 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:19,472 You're so sure of? 51 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,685 [humming] 52 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,478 Good morning, oh brother of mine. 53 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,729 Made you breakfast. 54 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,648 -[humming] -What's with her? 55 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,650 I wouldn't trust it. 56 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,610 upbeat rock music 57 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,070 Good morning, boys. 58 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,406 Look what I made. 59 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,490 Your favorite. 60 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,660 Why the fuck are you touching me right now? 61 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,204 Tami, Phillip, bacon rainbows? 62 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,038 Flower pancakes? 63 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,874 [Tami] Uh, we're good. 64 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,626 Uh, good. Thanks, though. 65 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,627 Hey, bud. 66 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,299 So, um... 67 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,384 things got a little bit heated last night, 68 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,927 but now that we've all slept on it, 69 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,637 I would like to reopen the discussion 70 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,140 about fixing up the house to sell. 71 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:05,185 Um... 72 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,687 if we knocked out a couple walls, 73 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,105 created a more open floor plan, 74 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,566 we could add 30 grand to the sale price. 75 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,535 [sighs] Debs, what do you think? 76 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,872 Oh, Phillip... Well, I think 77 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,081 you can take your open floor plan 78 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,499 -and lick my vagina. -[Mickey] Gross. 79 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,335 Jesus fucking Christ, what is the big deal? 80 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,586 I grew up here. 81 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,629 Yeah, we all grew up here. 82 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:33,838 Maybe our kids can grow up someplace nicer. 83 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,090 Yeah, maybe somewhere Frank doesn't live. 84 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,551 Oh, I see what this is. 85 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,178 It's not even your idea. 86 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,971 Fucking Little Miss Middle Class 87 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,181 wants her townhouse in Pilsen. 88 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,432 Whoa, hold on a second. I didn't even-- 89 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,142 How hard did you have to twist his little nut sack 90 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,227 for him to do what you wanted? 91 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,519 [Lip] Nobody twisted my nut sack, all right? 92 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,812 And it doesn't matter whose idea this is. 93 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:50,813 It's a good idea. 94 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,023 You are the only one who doesn't think so. 95 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,983 Well, Ian only thinks so because you think so. 96 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,693 -What? -And Carl's too stupid to think 97 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,111 -anything at all. -Hey, that's not true. 98 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,863 Mickey and I have been saving up to get our own place. 99 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,324 When did that idea come? Right when Lip moved out. 100 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,159 "Lip got his own place. I should too." 101 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,077 That's bullshit. 102 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,620 I don't just do things 'cause Lip says. 103 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,788 Well, you sort of do, though. 104 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:07,664 [laughs] 105 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:08,748 Name one thing. 106 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,792 Switched from tighty-whiteys to boxers 'cause Lip did. 107 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,336 I had a fungus issue. Boxers air the boys out better. 108 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,546 Totally. Who told you that again? 109 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,881 Lip. Fuck the both of you. 110 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,840 I'm my own man. 111 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,300 Okay, big shot. Why don't you tell Lip 112 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,426 you don't wanna sell the house, then? 113 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,136 Mickey, hey, stop. Family only. 114 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,054 Mickey's family. 115 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,055 Yeah, well, he's just saying-- 116 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,139 This doesn't concern you, Tami. 117 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,266 Yeah, none of this concerns you, Tami. 118 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,809 Whoa, whoa, whoa. So Mickey's family, 119 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,143 but Tami's not family? 120 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,270 Yeah. They're married. 121 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,938 Tami has no right to tell you to sell my house. 122 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,231 Oh, my God. I didn't tell him 123 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,190 to do anything. 124 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,733 -What the fuck? -All right, back off. 125 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,111 All right? I got this. 126 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,862 Wow. 127 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,699 Carl, we sell, we each get 20 grand. 128 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,242 Right? Maybe more, okay? 129 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,952 You could get a sick bachelor pad for that. 130 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:46,869 Awesome. 131 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:47,954 You're gonna have to clean that bachelor pad 132 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,539 -and cook your own meals. -Shit. 133 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,832 [Lip] You'll be able to have sex 134 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,333 without someone barging in and asking for deodorant. 135 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,460 [Debbie] But you'll have to pay your own bills. 136 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,962 Look, you can do that online. It's easy. 137 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,714 Carl doesn't know which remote turns the TV on. 138 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,173 You think he can pay his own bills online? 139 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,550 Debbie, you can't just insult your way 140 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:01,426 into getting what you want. 141 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,510 And you can't fuck your way 142 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,678 into getting what you want, Tami! 143 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,804 -[Lip] Hey! -[laughs] 144 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,930 The fuck is so funny? 145 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,558 I mean, why do you all still live together? 146 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:09,934 You obviously hate each other. 147 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,686 -We don't hate each other. -We don't all hate each other. 148 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,730 -We just all hate Debbie. -[Sandy laughs] 149 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,316 Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip. Ian loves Lip. 150 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,817 Lip is his only friend in the whole fucking world. 151 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,110 Oh, fuck you, Debbie. 152 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,320 -She's not wrong, though. -All right, could we all 153 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,196 just put our personal shit aside, 154 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,531 right, calm the fuck down, 155 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,366 and just have a rational discussion for once? 156 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,492 [Carl] We have to pay for water? 157 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:27,618 [Debbie] Yes, water costs money. 158 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,662 Okay, how about we don't calm the fuck down, 159 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,289 and we get up in Debbie's face, 160 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,415 and we call her out for being 161 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,958 the selfish brat that she is? 162 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,002 -You cut hair, Tami. -Tami, Tami, not helping. 163 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,420 If Lip told you to lick a cat turd 164 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,588 off a steam pipe in the middle of July-- 165 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,756 Yeah, I got something here to lick on. 166 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,215 Nobody's licking any turds! All right? 167 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,925 I could get a maid, right? I don't wanna have to clean 168 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:43,926 the shit out of my own toilet. 169 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,011 [Debbie] A maid's not gonna cook for you. 170 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:45,845 You're gonna starve. 171 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,597 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 172 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,932 Everybody shut the fuck up, please. 173 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,518 Let's just vote and be done with it. 174 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,686 Sell! 175 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,396 -Shut up, Franny! -[Lip] Atta girl. 176 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,814 Nice mothering, Debbie. 177 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,858 Stop, all right? Tami, Mickey, 178 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,111 stay out of it. Franny, you too. 179 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,529 I vote sell. 180 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,031 I vote no. 181 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,449 Ian. 182 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,455 I vote no. 183 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,581 Yes. Gallaghers, unite. 184 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,582 You fucking kidding me? 185 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,834 -[Ian] Oh, shut up. -[Lip] Carl? 186 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,044 Can I think about it? 187 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:21,214 -Yes. -Right now, decision. 188 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:24,092 Liam. 189 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:27,095 Where the fuck is Liam? 190 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,598 Mm, don't you look beautiful! 191 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,266 No, sir. You let Lip hide 192 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,935 stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit. 193 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,104 You and I don't have anything to say to each other 194 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,021 until this is over. 195 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,689 It's only for a couple of days! 196 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,149 Did you see that chopper? 197 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,401 I've always wanted a chopper like that. 198 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,319 I'd be ten times more fuckable in a chopper. 199 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,239 If you get on that chopper, you're never gonna get... 200 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,323 [softly] fucked again. 201 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,574 Brad's got a buyer in Indiana. 202 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,827 Him and Lip are running two of them there today. 203 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,912 Get rid of them. All of them. 204 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,664 Yes, ma'am. Girls, you ready 205 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:55,706 to go to school? 206 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,584 [Veronica] Where the hell are they going? 207 00:06:58,626 --> 00:06:59,877 Girls? 208 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,754 Who's in there? 209 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,883 -Liam? -Hi. 210 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,593 -Christ, Liam! -What are you doing here? 211 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,262 Lip's selling the house. 212 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,930 -Lip's selling the house? -What? 213 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,557 Everyone's moving on with their lives, 214 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,225 and I'm gonna end up homeless. 215 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,894 Can I live with you? 216 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,396 -You got this? -Yeah, I got it. 217 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,730 All right, cool. Girls, let's go. 218 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:23,025 Come on. I gotta go sign in voters. 219 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,068 It's election day. 220 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,362 But in the meantime, you and I are gonna talk 221 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,698 about why young Black men can't go around 222 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,616 breaking into people's houses. 223 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,910 Come on. 224 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,830 A Gallagher has lived in that house 225 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,541 since before statehood. 226 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:42,128 My great-great-great grandfather Connell 227 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,756 built it on the foundation of a Kickapoo hut, 228 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,468 and it's mine. 229 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,428 I should have a say. 230 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,929 I should have... 231 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,764 more than a say. 232 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,726 I'm their father. 233 00:07:56,767 --> 00:08:00,104 I gotta... 234 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,607 I gotta stop this. 235 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,734 Thank...thank you. Thanks for talking me 236 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,651 through this. 237 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:06,736 I'll see you later. 238 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,279 [bartender] You gonna pay for those beers? 239 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,363 Just put it on my tab. 240 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,199 [bartender] You don't have a tab. 241 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,993 [music playing softly] 242 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,995 Um... 243 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,080 Where... how did I get here? 244 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,373 I don't know how you got here, 245 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,333 but I know how you leaving 246 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,293 if you don't pay for your beers. 247 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,254 I ordered five beers, didn't drink any of them? 248 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,631 Don't care if you drink them or not, 249 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,674 long as you pay for them. 250 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,676 Uh... 251 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:34,013 [music playing softly] 252 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,223 I, um... 253 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,140 Chubby! 254 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,683 [stool scrapes] 255 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,228 Jesus. 256 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,314 low rock music 257 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,818 Okay, okay. 258 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,990 -[horn honks] -Out of the road, asshole! 259 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,844 Yo, bathroom free? 260 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,639 [Ian] I'd give it a minute. 261 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,307 -What are you looking at? -Apartments. 262 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,517 Figure when you guys sell the house, 263 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,018 -we should probably have a-- -[Ian] Sell? 264 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,645 You just dared me not to sell the house. 265 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,771 Come on, I was just giving you shit 266 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,106 for always doing what Lip does, man. 267 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,941 Go tell the others we wanna sell this shitbag. 268 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,526 Let's find a place with lots of rooms to fuck in. 269 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,694 -You know what I mean? -No. 270 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,153 I change my vote, Debbie thinks she's right, 271 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,990 and I promised to never let Debbie think she's right. 272 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,242 Promised who? 273 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,243 Lip. 274 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,869 Damn, man, you do need friends who aren't Lip. 275 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,746 [Ian] I have friends who aren't Lip. 276 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,039 Uh-huh? Like who? 277 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,332 -Don't say me. -[Ian] You. 278 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,584 All right, what friends have you got? 279 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,668 -Don't say me. -[Mickey] You. 280 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,211 See? Neither of us have friends. 281 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,629 Yeah, but as far as I'm concerned, 282 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,047 a friend is just someone else I gotta shoot 283 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,340 before they turn state's evidence. 284 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,675 Yeah, well, if I need friends, 285 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,926 you need friends. 286 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:54,844 Why? 287 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,137 You really want me hanging out by myself 288 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,598 with a bunch of gay guys, talking about sex and stuff? 289 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,515 Why would you do that? 290 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,433 That's what friends do. 291 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,851 Fuck you. Make friends with chicks. 292 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,894 Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear about our sex life. 293 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,521 Why do you wanna be talking to everybody 294 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,606 about our fucking sex lives? 295 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,441 I don't. But say I wanted to bitch 296 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,151 about you not liking having your ass licked. 297 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,360 [Mickey] Oh, Christ. This again. 298 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,403 I can't do that with a bunch 299 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,487 of straight guys or with girls. 300 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:14,655 I can only do that with gay guys. 301 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,073 You already have some, don't you? 302 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,241 You got a group of gay friends 303 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,284 who know I don't like getting my ass licked, 304 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,702 and now I gotta go fucking murder 305 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,870 a bunch of people. 306 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,371 No, but if I make gay friends, 307 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,165 we're gonna talk about sex, 308 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,958 and if you're not there, 309 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,501 who knows what'll happen? 310 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,837 Oh, really? 311 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,589 Remember the whole monogamy conversation we had? 312 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,632 What'd we decide? 313 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,342 We can hump other people when we're together, 314 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,509 not when we're on our own. 315 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,470 Then I guess we should make some friends together. 316 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,680 Fuck, man, I hate the fucking gays. 317 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,516 All their "meh" and their "bleh." 318 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,726 They're not all like that. 319 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,686 Okay, well, let's find some who aren't like that. 320 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,063 Where do we find those gays? 321 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,481 I don't know. 322 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,816 Furniture shopping? The gym. 323 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,234 Fancy places have free trial weeks. 324 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,945 All right, great, so we find some fucking fancy gays 325 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,822 at the gym. Then what? 326 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:57,740 Smile? 327 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,741 Talk to them? 328 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,202 Jesus Christ, I gotta smile now too? 329 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,411 You seemed pretty happy 330 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:06,457 with how I woke you up this morning. 331 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,875 Whatever. 332 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,628 rock music 333 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,971 [softly] Fuck me. 334 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,933 Hi. I brought you a coffee. 335 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,768 No, thanks. 336 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,894 Where you headed? 337 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,354 Winfrey Elementary. 338 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,689 Gonna go talk to the first graders 339 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,107 about stranger danger. 340 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,359 Okay, well, you wanna... get together tonight, 341 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,610 like dinner or something? 342 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,320 Uh, look, I don't think 343 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,031 we should be seeing each other anymore. 344 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,283 Okay. Uh... 345 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036 W-wait, I-I thought that... 346 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,667 Okay. [scoffs] 347 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,218 Shh, there you go. Shh. 348 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,302 Yeah. 349 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,138 Yeah, all right, great. Yeah, I'll see you in an hour. 350 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,764 A'ight, bye. 351 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,015 Hey. 352 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,767 Brad found a buyer 353 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,810 for the bikes in Merrillville, 354 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,395 so I'm gonna go pick them up from Kev's 355 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,105 -and run them down. -Great. 356 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,940 I will start packing up some of our stuff 357 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,151 and bringing it over to my dad's. 358 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652 I'm sorry. What? 359 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,862 Well, I mean, we have to be out of here 360 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,863 in a few weeks. 361 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,531 Doesn't look like you're selling your old house 362 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,949 -anytime soon. -[Lip] Uh-huh. 363 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,826 We can't afford a new place, so... 364 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,578 I thought that we would stay with my dad 365 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,787 just until we figure things out. 366 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,497 Oh, I've got things figured out, though, right? 367 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,499 I'm gonna get Liam and Carl on my side, 368 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,459 we're gonna sell the house, 369 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,377 and we can use our cuts 370 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,462 to get a new place. 371 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:38,382 Okay, but even if Debbie let that happen, 372 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,092 we're talking about remodeling. 373 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,135 You know? 374 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,845 That's gonna take a while. 375 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,054 Well, I'm gonna sell the Indian, 376 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,973 and that'll get us enough to rent an apartment 377 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,807 in the meantime. 378 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,434 Lip. "Sell the house." 379 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,268 "Sell the Indian." 380 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,270 How about just get a job? 381 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,313 You know? 382 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,898 -Amazon is hiring drivers. -No, no. 383 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,025 No, no, no, no, no. I've got applications in, 384 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,486 all right, for mechanic jobs all over town. 385 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,447 That's great, but, like, until you get one of those, 386 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,365 how about deliver packages 387 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,575 or flip burgers? 388 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,119 And we can stay with my family, save up for a new place 389 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,037 like normal people. 390 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080 No, I'm not living with your family. 391 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,332 Okay? W-with your dad 392 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,416 and his Fox News 393 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,085 and-and-and Cami and her fucking... 394 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,086 fucking Cami-ness. 395 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,838 Oh, what, you think your family's any better? 396 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,799 C-come on, you guys have a criminal record 397 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,091 longer than the Gambinos'. 398 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,260 Look, it would be easier 399 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,304 to fix up my old house if we were in it. 400 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,557 Well, Debbie... called me a controlling bitch, 401 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,434 so we are not staying there. 402 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,520 Thank you for defending me, by the way. 403 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,897 You don't think you're being a little controlling right now? 404 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,899 I...I have a plan. 405 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,067 -Okay? -Yeah, but it's based on things 406 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,027 that are not in your control. 407 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,237 Okay? With my plan, 408 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,031 we have a place to stay. We have actual income. 409 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,200 [Lip] All right, wait. 410 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577 Just give me the day, all right? 411 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,329 Let me work on Liam and Carl. 412 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,914 Let me sell the Indian, all right? 413 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,040 If it doesn't work out, 414 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,667 then we will talk about what happens next. 415 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,294 Just one day, okay? 416 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,215 Fine. 417 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,174 One day. 418 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,217 Okay. Hey. 419 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,426 It'll work out, all right? 420 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,553 I promise you. 421 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,681 -Okay. -All right. 422 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,394 Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu. 423 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,895 Hey, Brad. Uh, yeah. 424 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,272 You think you can, uh, find someone 425 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,357 who would wanna buy the Indian too? 426 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,908 Six feet, assholes. 427 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,076 Where's V? 428 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,286 Municipal elections. 429 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,371 She's working at a polling station. 430 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,455 Maybe we should go vote. 431 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,456 V said if you tried to vote, 432 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,041 she's gonna beat the shit out of you. 433 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,877 [barfly] Can I get a Boilermaker there, Kev? 434 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,086 [barfly] JB on the rocks. 435 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,339 [Kev] Nobody wants coffee? Bunch of damn alcoholics. 436 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,008 [rock music playing] 437 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,969 Oh, there she is. 438 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,139 1948 Panhead... [hisses] 439 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,098 Burnt copper. 440 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,350 springer-rigged fork. 441 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,185 Totally chopped. 442 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,688 rock music 443 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,983 Bad boy treating lives like a broken toy 444 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,568 Bad boy... 445 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,485 Fuck it. 446 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,030 Nothing but bad 447 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,284 Your kind's evil minor to the bone 448 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,036 Bad boy 449 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,872 It's gonna get bad 450 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,960 Hey, Liam. 451 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,253 I just wanted to call and, uh, see 452 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,547 where your head was at as far as selling the house. 453 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,549 Call me. Oh, and by the way, 454 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,967 I'm making Tuna Helper tonight. 455 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,178 Your favorite. Bye. 456 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,431 [shower running] 457 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,559 Hey, Carl. Uh, I just wanted to call 458 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,479 and see where your head was at as far as selling the house. 459 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,396 Call me. 460 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,190 By the way, I put some pineapple Fresca 461 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,108 in your mini-fridge. Your favorite. 462 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,652 Bye. 463 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,863 [Sandy] I don't get it. 464 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,115 I say sell this shithole like Lip wants, 465 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,159 get a Thunderbird, and let's Thelma and Louise 466 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,535 our asses to Mexico. 467 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,329 It's not just Lip's decision. 468 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,331 We make decisions as a family. 469 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,958 [Sandy] If you weren't beholden to your family, 470 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,793 you'd have way more fun. 471 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,503 Yeah, well, I'd still have Franny. 472 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,922 People with kids don't get to have fun. 473 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,465 [Royal] Sandy! 474 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,800 Sandy! 475 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,093 Oh, that's fucking Royal. 476 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,427 [Royal] Sandy! 477 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,303 Fuck that noise. 478 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,846 Wait, no. Debbie. 479 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 480 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,225 No, no, no, don't. No, no, no. 481 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,977 -No, Debbie, stop. -[Royal] Sandy! 482 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,814 Oh-ho, Royal, you fucking pervert. 483 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,232 You can't just force 484 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,525 a 15-year-old girl to marry you... 485 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,484 Force her? I didn't force her-- 486 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,527 ...and then stalk her 487 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,945 for the rest of your fucking life. 488 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,238 -Now get the fuck out of here. -No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it. 489 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,698 Stop it. What...what are you doing here? 490 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,075 I'm sorry, but you weren't answering your phone. 491 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,827 They cut my hours at Verizon, 492 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,329 so I picked up a job at Pizzeria Uno. 493 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,206 -Okay. -Why is that her problem? 494 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,583 Because someone needs to watch Prince. 495 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,503 Who's Prince? 496 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,171 [Royal] Come on, bud. 497 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,174 Hey. There you go. 498 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,217 No. 499 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,301 My mom's in the hospital 500 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,553 with another popped stomach staple. 501 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,930 You think I would ask if I had any other option? 502 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,182 Can you please just be a mother for five hours? 503 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,726 A mother? You-- 504 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,936 Hey, you stay here with Mommy and her girlfriend, 505 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,438 and I'll come get you after Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy? 506 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,731 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 507 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,733 You can't just leave him here. What are you doing? 508 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,692 [Royal] I love you, buddy. 509 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,194 I'm sorry, Sandy. Five hours. 510 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,075 Oh 511 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,410 Hi, Mom. 512 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,911 peppy music 513 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,872 Don't call me that. 514 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,832 [Debbie] Hey, Sandy! 515 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,333 Come. 516 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,005 Hey 517 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,595 Shit. 518 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,603 Can you change a twenty? 519 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,855 That's a candy bar wrapper. 520 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,107 Oh, will you look at that? I'm sorry. 521 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,693 I was just diagnosed with dementia. 522 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,612 I must've picked up the candy bar wrapper 523 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,406 on my dresser instead of my wa-- 524 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,285 Bless you. 525 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,454 Sucker. 526 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,372 Gina! How are you? 527 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,415 You look wonderful. 528 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,374 Bitch, I don't know you! 529 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,626 You're not... I'm so sorry. 530 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711 I thought you were my friend Gina, and...and I-- 531 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,796 Fuck you, old man. 532 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,216 I'm...I'm sorry. I'm... 533 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,221 [bus PA] Via Wacker. 534 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,599 Thank you, Danica. 535 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,851 Excellent. [chuckles] 536 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,896 upbeat rock music 537 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,069 [siren wailing] 538 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,616 [softly] Shit, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck. 539 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,204 Hello, Officer. Kevin Ball, 540 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,289 upstanding taxpayer and father of two. 541 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,500 -This your chopper? -Yes...no. 542 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,168 No, it's, uh, my friend's. 543 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,337 I'm just taking it for a spin on the way to work. 544 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,464 You own Kev-Fit? 545 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,883 Hmm? 546 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,469 Yes, yes. I own Kev-Fit. 547 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,429 Where'd your friend get this bike? 548 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,931 I don't know, 549 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,808 but I'm sure he got it legally. 550 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,977 Think he'd be willing to sell it? 551 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,814 I've been looking for a '48 Panhead for years. 552 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,483 1,200 CCs, butterfly carburetor, 553 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,026 springer-raked fork... 554 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,236 [both] Totally chopped. 555 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,988 [laughs] Right, Officer. 556 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,072 You know your bikes. 557 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,532 But I don't think this one's for sale. 558 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,992 [officer] Ask your friend. 559 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,995 I can come by Kev-Fit later today. 560 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,663 Why don't I, uh, get your number, 561 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,915 and I can call you to see if he's interested? 562 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,667 Cops don't give out our personal info. 563 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,836 Kev-Fit's on my way home. I'll stop by around 4:30. 564 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,337 But I don't think he's gonna be there. 565 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,339 We close early if no one shows up to class. 566 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,049 If I don't catch him today, tell him 567 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,676 I'll find him sooner or later. 568 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,469 -See you at 4:30. -Okay, Officer. 569 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,554 We'll be there. 570 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,306 Or not. But maybe. 571 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,474 But we probably won't be there. 572 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,397 Here's your sticker, Mrs. Meyers. 573 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,524 [softly] Hannity-loving blue-haired old hag. 574 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,776 Don't you dare vote against my rent control bill, 575 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,153 white lady. 576 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,071 Where are all the Black voters? 577 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,866 It's like a Paula Deen Tupperware party in here. 578 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,159 [Debbie on phone] Oh, and by the way, I'm making 579 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,619 Tuna Helper tonight, your favorite. 580 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,287 Bye. 581 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,206 Now everyone wants to know how I feel 582 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,624 about selling the house? 583 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,708 They didn't ask how you felt 584 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,709 about selling before? 585 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,711 No. They barely know I'm alive. 586 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,796 That is not true. They love you. 587 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,423 But you have got to speak up. 588 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,841 You are a young Black man 589 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,717 in a white, white world. 590 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,302 You need to make your voice heard 591 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,054 like all these white folk motherfuckers. 592 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,597 They making their voices heard. 593 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,224 Black people are not speaking up, 594 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,809 so my rent control measure's probably gonna tank, 595 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,519 white gentrifiers will take all the housing, 596 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,355 and the South Side will be the Gold Coast 597 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,522 before you know it. 598 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,942 Where's my mama? She always votes. 599 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,153 [sighs] 600 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,948 [jaunty ringtone plays] 601 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,616 -Hey, stranger. -[Veronica] Hey! 602 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,743 -You coming to vote today? -Oh, that was today? 603 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,370 Yeah. Get your behind down here. 604 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,497 [Carol] Oh, baby, I'm not gonna be voting. 605 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,790 I'm packing. 606 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,874 [Veronica] Packing what? 607 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,959 I sold the house. 608 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,711 Dominic and I are moving to Louisville. 609 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,629 Louisville? 610 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,588 [Carol] Yeah, I told you 611 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,839 I was putting it on the market. 612 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,133 You know, I'm going through some of your old stuff, 613 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,095 and, well, I'm not sure what to give to Goodwill. 614 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,179 How about none of it? 615 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,639 Okay, why don't you come by later, 616 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,848 and we'll decide together? 617 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,268 All right, sweetie. Love you. 618 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,610 So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 619 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,154 [scoffs] I didn't abandon a kid. 620 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,990 I left a shitty situation. 621 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701 Royal seems like a decent enough guy. 622 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,494 How was that a shitty situation? 623 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,663 I was 15, pregnant, 624 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,000 and taken in by a 30-year-old who sells phones. 625 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,961 That doesn't sound like a shitty situation to you? 626 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,380 Not shitty enough to abandon a kid. 627 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,841 I was a kid myself, Debbie. 628 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,095 I got bored. 629 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,221 -You got bored... -Yes. 630 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,639 ...so you abandoned a child. 631 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,308 Uh, yeah, I was 15. 632 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:53,478 I needed to find myself. 633 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,316 Don't you ever wish you had found yourself? 634 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,401 No. 635 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,903 You never once thought, "Mm, 636 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740 gee, I wish I wasn't tied down by Franny 637 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,825 for the last five years of my life?" 638 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,909 Hell, no. 639 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,162 "I wish I could've left this house, 640 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,832 like, struck out on my own, and seen the world"? 641 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,502 No. 642 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,589 Well, I guess you're a better person 643 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,049 than I am, then. 644 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,176 Yeah, sure sounds like it. 645 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,345 Oh, fuck you, you judgmental ho. 646 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,055 -Where are you going? -To work. 647 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,473 What the hell am I supposed to do with Prince? 648 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,224 I don't know. Put him on an El 649 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,267 to Pizzeria Uno. 650 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,562 Hey, you cannot just run away from people, Sandy! 651 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,150 -Shit. -[laughs] 652 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,944 Suit up, motherfucker. 653 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,363 Is that a vagina? 654 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,238 Yeah. 655 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,199 She's also Sally the SVU Squirrel. 656 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,992 We have young victims show us on Sally 657 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,369 where they were touched. 658 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,580 Don't worry, we'll put the skirt on her today. 659 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,041 [cell phone ringing] 660 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:59,378 You mind checking that for me? Back pocket. 661 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,840 -Says "Shithead number four." -[sighs] 662 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,550 Fucking Debbie trying to convince me 663 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,636 not to sell our house. 664 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,887 Why would you sell your house? 665 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,305 So I can get a sick bachelor pad 666 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,057 and not live with my family. 667 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,642 But I do love that house, 668 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,102 and I kind of like living with my family. 669 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,105 But I got low-level raped in my man cave in the basement, 670 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,564 and I do I really wanna live in a place 671 00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:22,109 with traumatic memories like that? 672 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,693 I'm sorry. Low-level raped? 673 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,070 I wanted to use a condom, 674 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,783 but this girl mounted my dick before I could get one on. 675 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,743 Man. 676 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,370 I was at a party once. 677 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,746 A girl took me into a dark room, 678 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,790 you know, to blow me, 679 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,500 but what I thought was her mouth 680 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,419 wasn't her mouth. 681 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,838 Nine months later, she's having my baby, 682 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,048 a month later, we're married, 683 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,716 two years later, we're divorced, 684 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,926 and now half my paycheck 685 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,636 goes to alimony and child support, 686 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097 so now I'm stuck living with my grandma in Englewood 687 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,849 while my ex-wife takes it up the pooper 688 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,851 from some 18-year-old rapper 689 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,353 who spends my hard-earned money on molly 690 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,271 and DJ equipment. 691 00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:03,442 Well, club circuit's dead, bitches. 692 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:04,860 Who's laughing now? 693 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,821 peppy dance music 694 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,531 Na, na, na, na, na, na... 695 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,991 There we go. 696 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,284 Na, na, na 697 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,952 Na, na, na, na, na, na 698 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,580 Fuckin' A. 699 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,708 [Mickey] Okay, but how do we know who's gay? 700 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,085 If they're watching themselves work out in the mirror, 701 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,795 they're gay. 702 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,839 That means everybody out there was fucking gay. 703 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,174 You know what? Just hold this. 704 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,801 I gotta find a shitter. 705 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,512 -[Ian] Sorry. -My bad, dude. 706 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,599 [spacey pop music playing] 707 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,520 How's your workout? 708 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,230 Oof. Rough, man. 709 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,816 Trainer had me doing four different types of squats. 710 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,986 Gotta keep the tuchus in shape for my better half. 711 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,070 Oh. 712 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,531 Hey, you don't have any glycolic undereye, do you? 713 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,200 Looks like they're out. 714 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,451 I don't know what that is. 715 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,077 Ah, found some. 716 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,873 No worries. 717 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,792 So is your better half here? 718 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,504 She's teaching Pilates downtown. 719 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,505 She. 720 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,797 Wife. 721 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,174 Ah, yeah. Cool. 722 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,344 Good luck with the whole eye thing. 723 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:14,179 Hey, hey, two guys are jacking each other off 724 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,515 in the steam room. Let's go be friends with them. 725 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,058 Come on. 726 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,102 rock music 727 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,732 We've been down this road before... 728 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:29,152 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 729 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,029 Shit! 730 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:31,988 Tommy! 731 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,156 Lip, hey, it's Kev. 732 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,157 Uh, we got a problem. 733 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,534 Call me back. It's about the... 734 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,620 olen-stay ikes-bay. 735 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,663 How was the ride? 736 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,790 Not great. I think I accidentally invited 737 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,041 a cop to see the bikes. 738 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:43,750 So? 739 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,876 They're stolen, Tommy. 740 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,962 Stolen? Well, that was stupid. 741 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,880 Which part, the stolen or the cop? 742 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:49,798 Both, I would think. 743 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,174 You still got your truck here? 744 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,259 You gotta help me get rid of them. 745 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,052 Come on, man. I just got a fresh beer. 746 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,596 Tommy. 747 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,349 Okay, Christ. Meet you out back. 748 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,354 Lip, where are you? Call me. 749 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,071 Sorry, where are we? 750 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,490 Nearing the Howard stop. 751 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,575 Howard? 752 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:20,036 Did this bus magically skip the back of the Yards? 753 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,164 That was almost 30 stops ago. 754 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,709 Stop the bus. 755 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,379 Stop the goddamn bus. 756 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,881 Which way do I walk? 757 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,260 [indistinct PA announcement] 758 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,471 Thank you. 759 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,099 Next time, tell me, will you? 760 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,686 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 761 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,105 I can't do less than 12 grand. 762 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,399 [rock music playing] 763 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,068 All right, how about 11? 764 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,028 Seven? 765 00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,030 Yeah, fuck you, dickhead. Jesus Christ. 766 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,948 He's offering seven grand for the Indian? 767 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,158 Yeah. It's the third guy 768 00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,492 that lowballed me today. 769 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,910 Now I won't even clear a grand 770 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,078 after everything I put into it. 771 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,122 Jesus. I will cut my own throat 772 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,373 before moving in with Bob Tamietti. 773 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,626 Listen, we should clear at least 20 grand 774 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,127 for these bikes in Merrillville. 775 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,503 -Yeah. -Take some. 776 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,921 Use it to rent you and Tami a place. 777 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,673 No, no, man. That's for your baby's bills. 778 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,799 Take five. 779 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:17,427 Pay me back when you sell the Indian. 780 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,639 You sure? 781 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,266 Well, if it'll keep you from cutting your throat, 782 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,101 absolutely. 783 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,104 Thank you. 784 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,405 [Lip] What the fuck? 785 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:40,450 rock music 786 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,538 [Tommy] We're just gonna leave them here? 787 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,707 We'll come back for them when things have cooled down. 788 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,209 What about the chopper? 789 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,627 Too hot. Cop's already seen me on it. 790 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,420 We're gonna put it where no one can find it. 791 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,255 They won't think to look for them here. 792 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:56,132 [Tommy] Oh, shit. Incoming! 793 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:00,887 Fuck. 794 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,974 -Go. Go. -[biker] What the hell, man? 795 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,269 [biker] What the fuck? Hey! 796 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,650 You can't just sell her childhood home like that. 797 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,611 Who is this, and why is he speaking to me? 798 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,154 I'm Liam. I'm practicing 799 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,239 making my voice heard. 800 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,574 When did you up and decide to move to Louisville? 801 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:22,575 I've been telling you 802 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,952 that I wanted to move for years. 803 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,286 You told me you were gonna give me 804 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,955 a llama for Christmas when I was four. 805 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,707 I'm still waiting for that to happen. 806 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625 Chicago isn't the same anymore. 807 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,835 Black people are moving out 808 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,546 faster than white people were stealing us out of Africa. 809 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:38,550 Which is why you need to stay. We have to fight. 810 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,260 Chicago is our home. 811 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:43,179 Honey, I'm just getting too old for this fight. 812 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,056 I'm trying to raise a Black son 813 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,517 in the white hipster capital of the Midwest. 814 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,062 He's watching white people sitcoms on TV 815 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,523 in Crocs. 816 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,858 But Louisville? 817 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,235 Well, your aunts are there, and their sons, 818 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,113 and husbands... you know, family. 819 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,406 What am I? 820 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,075 You've only seen me twice this year, 821 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,327 and we only live eight blocks apart. 822 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:09,289 There's a community in Louisville for me. 823 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,834 Baby, I'm sorry, but it's... it's just time. 824 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:16,212 [indistinct dialogue on TV] 825 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,844 [light rock music playing] 826 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,220 Can't believe you wouldn't let us 827 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,305 be friends with those guys. 828 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,098 You can't start friendships off with sex. 829 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,308 It sets a bad precedent. 830 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,392 First, we didn't have sex. 831 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,477 We got hand jobs in a steam room. 832 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,437 Two, our friendship started with sex. 833 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,355 If you want me marrying one of those guys in ten years, 834 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,816 then, yeah, let's go back and make friends with them. 835 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,443 All right, fine, no steam room guys. 836 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,195 We can still go back for handies, though, right? 837 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,279 Definitely. 838 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,405 [Jay] I said mid-century. 839 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,907 Yes, but which part of mid-century? 840 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,825 -It's not just a year. -It doesn't matter. 841 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,412 I said cabernet mauve, not cotton candy mauve. 842 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,539 -Please, not those guys. -No. 843 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,333 [Tim] Just make a fucking decision. 844 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,794 -Okay! -Hey, guys? 845 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,629 Darker or lighter duvet? 846 00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:59,756 -What? -I guess that depends 847 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,341 on what part of mid-century. 848 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,634 Bedspread thing? Lighter. 849 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,844 Hides the lube stains. Let's go. 850 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,514 I'm Ian. This is Mickey. 851 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,016 Tim. This is Brendan. 852 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,184 -Hey. -He's right. 853 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,936 Lube has destroyed, like, six sets of sheets for us. 854 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,354 Well, are you using water-based 855 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,480 -or silicone? -[cell phone chimes] 856 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,689 Silicone. 857 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:17,899 Water-based doesn't stain. 858 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,192 Neither does spit. Ian. 859 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,610 [Tim] Ugh, Joe and Sherman can't go 860 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,278 to Anderson Cooper's book signing today. 861 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,781 It's just us, Jon, and Travis. 862 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,324 We're free today. 863 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,535 For a book signing? 864 00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:29,661 I don't like books. 865 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,037 [Ian] We love Anderson Cooper, though. 866 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,664 We do. He's great. 867 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:34,457 Listen, can I talk to you for a sec? 868 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,125 [softly] Who the fuck is Anderson Cooper? 869 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,710 Who the fuck knows? But maybe these guys 870 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:38,545 can be our friends. 871 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:39,671 Oh, so we can't be friends 872 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,089 with the steam room guys, but we can be friends 873 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,216 with fucking twinks buying a duvet? 874 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,717 Do you wanna fuck either of them? 875 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,302 -No. -Then yes, we can be friends 876 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,554 with the twinks buying a duvet. 877 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,680 I d-no-- 878 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,181 We're in. 879 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,933 Okay. Great. 880 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,686 [Tim] Okay. 881 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,229 Smile. 882 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,526 [Shep] And that is how Teddy got abducted and murdered, 883 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,485 kids. 884 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,530 Now, do we ever take rides with strangers? 885 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,115 [all] No! 886 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,367 That's right. Now, Sally 887 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,535 is gonna teach you the difference 888 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,036 between appropriate 889 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,788 and inappropriate ways 890 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,082 of being touched by an adult. 891 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,584 [all] Yay! 892 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,878 [Carl sighs] 893 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,254 [falsetto] Now, kids, 894 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,464 sometimes an adult touches you 895 00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,507 and that's okay, 896 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,134 like a high five. 897 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,760 Is that okay? 898 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,554 [all] Yes! 899 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,763 [Carl] Now, what if an adult 900 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,515 makes you have sex without a condom? 901 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:33,975 Is that okay? 902 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,727 -Sally, Sally... -Maybe we should just-- 903 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,187 [normally] See, I thought Tish was a nice girl 904 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,189 until she started asking questions 905 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,442 about my pension and benefits, 906 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,693 and before I knew it, 907 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,194 she was bouncing on my cock! 908 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,487 Cover your ears, kids. 909 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,488 [Shep] Gallagher! 910 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,240 And now I have to pay alimony, 911 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,201 child support, and live with my family forever! 912 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,128 [breathing rapidly] 913 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,421 Come on, Kev, come on, Kev... 914 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,757 I promised those to the guy today. 915 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,133 There's 20 grand on the line, Lip. 916 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,635 I know; he must've moved them somewhere, all right? 917 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,386 Moved them? Where? 918 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,764 I'm trying him. 919 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,223 Fuck! 920 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,730 Why can't we just push it into the water 921 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,940 from the beach? 922 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,317 Too shallow. Somebody's gonna see it. 923 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,113 I'm gonna have to ride it off the end. 924 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,698 That is a terrible idea. 925 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:31,866 I'm gonna build up enough speed, 926 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,785 and before it sails off the end, 927 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,870 I'm gonna jump off. 928 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,705 I saw Evel Knievel do it once. 929 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,832 Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel. 930 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,293 You rearrange the letters in my name, 931 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,128 it almost spells Knievel. 932 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,004 Hand me the helmet. 933 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,214 No turning back 934 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,215 No turning back 935 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,591 No turning 936 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,509 No turning back... 937 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,678 Dear motorcycle gods, 938 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,304 please don't let me die. 939 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,389 Amen. 940 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,433 heavy rock music 941 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,604 Yee-haw! 942 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,945 [yells] 943 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,738 [tires screeching] 944 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,240 [water splashes] 945 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,701 Ooh, coming in hot 946 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,768 [Frank] For sale? 947 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,021 rock music 948 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:46,107 My house. They can't sell my house! 949 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,109 No, darn it. 950 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,444 This is--uh... 951 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,820 who-who told you 952 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,113 that you could sell this house? 953 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,115 Um, sorry, do you have an appointment? 954 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,491 I don't-I don't need an appointment. 955 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,993 This is my house! 956 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,121 My wife OD'd in most of these rooms. 957 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,915 My son was born in the tub upstairs. 958 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,001 That's--those are not for you. 959 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,252 Out. Get out. 960 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,296 Get out! This is... 961 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:09,547 this is my house. 962 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,382 You cannot sell this house 963 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,509 -without me. -Hello, police? 964 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,936 You okay back there? 965 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,188 Well, some fancy people 966 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,607 are trying to steal my house, so... 967 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,275 That isn't your house, sir. 968 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:32,403 You don't think I'd recognize my own house? 969 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,530 Do me a favor. 970 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,908 Look at yourself for a second. 971 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,953 Now take a look at that house. 972 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,418 Do you honestly think you live in a house like that? 973 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:51,464 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. 974 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:54,717 Look, I get confused, too, on occasion. 975 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:58,012 Look, why don't you just take your time, 976 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:01,140 breathe a little, and when it comes to you, 977 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,018 give me an address, and we'll get you home? 978 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,229 You're not gonna take me to the station? 979 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,981 No, you don't seem like a criminal to me. 980 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,442 [laughs] 981 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,319 Shows what you know. 982 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:19,033 [Debbie] Okay. Dino nuggets. 983 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,244 Smiley fries are almost ready. 984 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:28,042 So, Prince, would you like to live here with us? 985 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,001 No, thank you. 986 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,169 [scoffs] 987 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,671 Well, it wouldn't be a-a full-time. 988 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,589 It'd, you know, be a-a-a part-time 989 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:34,757 custody situation. 990 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,551 That way, you could get to know your mom. 991 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,636 I don't want to get to know my mom. 992 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,721 Well, she should get to know you, anyway. 993 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,140 She can't just run away from people. 994 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,641 She has obligations. 995 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:47,311 No offense. I don't wanna live here. 996 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,230 It's sort of a dump. 997 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,648 It is not a dump! 998 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,567 The faucet water comes out orange. 999 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,944 Well, that's just rust. It goes away. 1000 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,531 [sighs] 1001 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,491 You should sell this place and get a new one. 1002 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,535 We're not selling this house. This is my family's. 1003 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,704 We're gonna live here forever. 1004 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,456 I'm just gonna live with my dad, if that's okay. 1005 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,375 No, it's not okay. 1006 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,877 Sandy can't just get off scot-free. 1007 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,795 -It's not fair. -To whom? 1008 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,714 To those of us who are stuck raising a kid 1009 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,716 until she's 18 years old. 1010 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:18,009 No offense, Franny. 1011 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:21,053 But that's your choice, isn't it? 1012 00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:22,221 What is? 1013 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,723 To have a kid and raise it. 1014 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,601 My dad said people make different choices sometimes 1015 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:29,103 and that's okay. 1016 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,646 Royal said that? 1017 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,528 No. No. 1018 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,821 Sandy can't just abandon people. 1019 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,741 I'm gonna talk to your dad about a joint custody situation 1020 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,201 when he comes to pick you up. 1021 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,704 Hey, Liam, buddy. 1022 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,122 Look, uh, I'm just calling 1023 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,207 to see where your head's at 1024 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,042 as far as selling the house goes. 1025 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,919 So, uh, call me back. 1026 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,462 Oh, and, uh, Tami and I 1027 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:55,880 are making beef stroganoff for dinner. 1028 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,798 That's your favorite, so come on over later. 1029 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,675 I love you. Bye. 1030 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,428 [Brad sighs] 1031 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,723 [Lip] Hey, Carl! Buddy, look. 1032 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,141 I'm just calling to see where your head's at 1033 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,018 as far as, uh, selling the house goes, 1034 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,228 so call me back, and, uh, 1035 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,313 hey, I put some of those Hot Pockets you like 1036 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,648 in your mini fridge for you. 1037 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:14,565 I love you. 1038 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:15,816 All right, bye, bud. 1039 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:19,320 [Kev] Fuck. 1040 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,988 Yo, where the fuck you been? 1041 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,865 I'm fine, Lip. Thanks for asking. 1042 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,033 Where are the bikes? 1043 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,952 -Had to get rid of them. -Why? 1044 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,912 I got pulled over riding the chopper. 1045 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,538 Oh, you took the chopper for a ride? 1046 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,915 Could we not do that part right now? 1047 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,667 The cop wanted to buy it. 1048 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,377 Really? How-how-how much? 1049 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,544 Guys, stolen bike! 1050 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,088 [Kev] That's why I had to get rid of them. 1051 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,464 I took the Café Racer 1052 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,840 and the Norton to the Easy Throttle 1053 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,342 just until things cool down for a little bit. 1054 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,301 All-all right. 1055 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,262 W-w-w-where-where's the chopper? 1056 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:45,179 I drove it into the lake. 1057 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,472 Are you fucking kidding me? 1058 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,848 -Fuck me! -Look, if anyone 1059 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:49,141 found that thing, 1060 00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:50,226 I would be going to jail, 1061 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,352 and I'm not gonna take that rap. 1062 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,104 That was a down payment for an apartment 1063 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:55,439 and Brad's money for hospital bills! 1064 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:58,776 Look, how long ago 1065 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,278 did you leave them at the Easy Throttle? 1066 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:01,988 A couple hours ago. 1067 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,322 [Lip] All right. 1068 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,533 -Where you going? -The fuck you think? 1069 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,618 Oh, fuck me. 1070 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,287 Don't it feel so good right now 1071 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:10,871 To come alive, come alive 1072 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:12,832 Rosé and charcuterie, everyone? 1073 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,125 -Ooh. -Pepperoni. 1074 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:18,045 Okay, so what did you guys think about the book signing? 1075 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,215 Uh, politics aren't really our thing. 1076 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,217 The white hair was kind of hot, though. 1077 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,928 Tell us about Ian and Mickey. 1078 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,138 What do you guys do? 1079 00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,181 We actually run an armed transport service. 1080 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:32,143 Ooh, armed! You ever shoot anyone? 1081 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,311 Yeah. 1082 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,187 [laughter] 1083 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,731 So where do you guys live? 1084 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,983 Uh, South Side, with my family. 1085 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,943 There are gays on the South Side? 1086 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,528 You still live with your family? 1087 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,738 Five brothers and sisters. 1088 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,531 Oh, and me, Tami, your niece, 1089 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,907 your dad, and Sandy, actually. 1090 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:49,201 Holy shit. So ten of you in one house? 1091 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,911 -Yeah. -Mickey and I are gonna get 1092 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,079 our own place soon, though. 1093 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,831 If you ever grow a pair and tell Debbie. 1094 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:54,790 [laughs] 1095 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,417 If I had to live with my family, 1096 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,210 I'd kill myself. 1097 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,754 Mm-hmm. 1098 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,881 It's really... it's not that bad. 1099 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:04,383 Oh, my God. You like your family? 1100 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,676 Oh, I hate mine. 1101 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,219 [Travis] Oh, me too. 1102 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,554 [Jon] Ugh! 1103 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,015 Yeah, I think we, uh... 1104 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,516 -actually have to get going. -[Travis] What? 1105 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:14,143 I'm not done with the pepperoni. 1106 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,394 -[Jon] Stay for dinner. -[Travis] Yeah. 1107 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,604 Seth and Theo are coming. 1108 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,022 It's Julia Child night. 1109 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,440 We're roasting duck. 1110 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,317 -[all] Yes! -[Brendan] Come on. 1111 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,069 Damn, but it's just, we-- you know, 1112 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,320 we really should, um... 1113 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,906 -We'll-we'll be right back. -[Brendan] Okay. 1114 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,909 rock music 1115 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,577 [softly] Can we please go? 1116 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,412 Why would we leave now? They're giving us free stuff. 1117 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,622 They're shitting all over my family 1118 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,248 -and the South Side. -Who gives a shit? 1119 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,708 Look, I don't wanna fuck any of them, 1120 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,251 and they're feeding us; as far as I'm concerned, 1121 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:40,336 they're checking all the right boxes. 1122 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,253 We're gonna stay. 1123 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,047 [all] Hey! 1124 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,674 We can't. We have...that thing. 1125 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:46,675 -Oh. -What? 1126 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,094 What he means is that he's got a thing, 1127 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,345 so, uh, I'm gonna stay. 1128 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,679 -Hey! -There we go! 1129 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,723 You know, we can, uh, talk about sex and stuff. 1130 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,308 -Yay! -Yes! 1131 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,559 And if I have a bunch of gay friends 1132 00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,978 I talk about sex with when you're not around, 1133 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,563 who knows what might happen? 1134 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,190 Right? 1135 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,234 I no longer have a thing. 1136 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,819 -Attaboy! -Whoo! 1137 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,362 Ian doesn't like to have his ass licked. 1138 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,488 -[all gasp] -[Tim] What? 1139 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,697 -Oh, my God. -It's the best thing. 1140 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,533 -[Jon] Oh, girl. -[Travis] Are you even gay? 1141 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,286 This your house? 1142 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,915 Yep. This is my house. 1143 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,333 Need help to the door? 1144 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,585 No, I-I-I got it. 1145 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,087 Okay. 1146 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,426 [knocking] 1147 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:30,928 [knocking] 1148 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,181 [Frank] Oh, hi. I-I'm-- 1149 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,474 I don't mean to, uh, scare you. 1150 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,725 I just need to come inside 1151 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,395 until that man out there is gone. 1152 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,938 Mommy! 1153 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,026 rock music 1154 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:47,486 Hey 1155 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:48,654 -[mother] Hey! -Ah! 1156 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,573 -[mother] speaking Spanish -No, no, no, no, no. 1157 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,033 I'm--no, no. I'm--oh, shit. 1158 00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,535 [mother] yelling in Spanish 1159 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,250 Oh, jeez. 1160 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,881 So I'm gonna ask her to take it first. 1161 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,090 I'm not a monster. 1162 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,259 But she's sort of a bad person, 1163 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,385 and if she says no 1164 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,304 and I gotta slip it into her drink, 1165 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,306 will it still work? 1166 00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,557 Or if she only drinks half that drink, 1167 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,434 will she end up having half a baby? 1168 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,560 Or what if she's having twins? 1169 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,187 Will she end up only having one baby? 1170 00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,146 [sighs] 1171 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,148 Should I just slip her two Plan Bs just in case? 1172 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,441 Or what if I crush it down into a powder 1173 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,818 and tell her it's coke, get her to snort it? 1174 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,070 I mean, I don't know if she does coke, though. 1175 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,281 She's trashy, so she probably does. 1176 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,117 Why you so quiet? What do you think? 1177 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,452 [mumbling] Oh, my God. 1178 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,622 You've dealt with this before, right, Bill? 1179 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,627 [cell phone ringing] 1180 00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:49,882 Hey. 1181 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,717 Hey. 1182 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:52,927 How was the day? 1183 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,553 [Lip] Fine, good, yeah. 1184 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,264 You sell the Indian? 1185 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,807 Uh, I'm fielding some offers. 1186 00:41:58,849 --> 00:41:59,850 [Tami] Okay. 1187 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,185 Uh, how's it looking 1188 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,561 with Liam and Carl? 1189 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,230 Uh, I haven't got ahold of them yet, 1190 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314 but I'm, uh, you know-- 1191 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,316 I'm optimistic. 1192 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,777 -Okay. -[bags thud] 1193 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,362 Uh, you gonna be home soon? 1194 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,906 No, I'll probably be a bit. There's a... 1195 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,908 thing I gotta do first. 1196 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:21,205 Okay. I'll see you soon. 1197 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,060 [Veronica] Why are you naked? 1198 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,689 I drove the chopper into Lake Michigan. 1199 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,566 Do I wanna know more than that? 1200 00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:49,650 No. 1201 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:50,943 How's Liam? 1202 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,945 Dropped him off. He's sad. 1203 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,947 Well, you don't look much better. 1204 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,657 No Black voters showed up. 1205 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,492 My mom's moving to Louisville. 1206 00:42:58,534 --> 00:42:59,702 Carol's moving to Louisville? 1207 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,747 She says there's no community for her here anymore. 1208 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,624 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 1209 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:12,256 [both] Mm. 1210 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,429 [Kev] Yeah. 1211 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,431 You getting a boner? 1212 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,182 Yeah. 1213 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,392 Read the room. 1214 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,685 Oh, come on, Little Big Kev 1215 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,186 has always made you feel better. 1216 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,063 Not tonight. 1217 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,607 I just wanna crawl into bed 1218 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,692 and cry myself to sleep. 1219 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:34,737 subdued rock music 1220 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:38,782 Okay. 1221 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:40,618 Oh, yeah, these are so great. 1222 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,286 Perfect for a full can of Schlitz. 1223 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:44,163 [laughs] 1224 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,624 -Excuse me. -Carl? 1225 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,292 Take this. 1226 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:49,835 Why? 1227 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:50,878 Because you rode me bareback 1228 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,254 so I'd plant a baby in your belly 1229 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,173 and you could take half of everything I own. 1230 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:56,508 But, oh, no, girl, I'm onto you. 1231 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,594 So take this Plan B with a full bottle of water, 1232 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,970 or I'm going to file a police report 1233 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,722 saying you raped me. 1234 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,390 I'm on the pill. 1235 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:06,018 And...I thought you wanted to have sex. 1236 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,854 I did, but with a condom. 1237 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,689 I'm allergic to latex. 1238 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:13,067 What, so you get, like, a rash or something? 1239 00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,194 Like, I'd die. 1240 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,820 Oh. Well... 1241 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,821 then why were you asking 1242 00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,698 about my job and benefits, then? 1243 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,451 Because I liked you, Carl! 1244 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,370 Oh. 1245 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,829 Well, I liked you too. 1246 00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,331 And you know what? It was nice. 1247 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,332 It was nice to know 1248 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,500 that I wouldn't have to support you 1249 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,418 after I finished dental hygienist school. 1250 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,586 You're gonna be a dental hygienist? 1251 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,462 [Tish] Yes! 1252 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,047 I'll have my own job. 1253 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,965 I don't need some punk-ass rookie cop 1254 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,217 taking care of me. 1255 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,011 [laughs] That's hot. 1256 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,347 What time you get off work? 1257 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,016 Are you kidding? 1258 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,269 You dumped me, accused me of rape 1259 00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:50,187 and extortion, 1260 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,980 tried to force an abortion on me... 1261 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,482 -Well-- -...and now you wanna 1262 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,484 hang out again? 1263 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,653 Yeah? 1264 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,365 [Tim] Okay, UFC tournament. 1265 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,743 Best female pop stars of all time. 1266 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:05,869 -Go. -[Brendan] Okay. 1267 00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:07,996 So Celine beats Taylor... 1268 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,623 -[Jon] Oh. -...sorry, in the quarters 1269 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:12,251 but then falls to Gaga in the semis, 1270 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,045 and then it's Gaga and Aguilera in the finals. 1271 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,005 Dark horse: Britney. 1272 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,090 -[Travis] Oh! -[Tim] Yes! 1273 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,550 [Travis] It's Britney, bitch! 1274 00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,344 [guest] Of course, yes. [laughs] 1275 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,264 [percussive techno music playing] 1276 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,516 So you really don't like rimming? 1277 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,184 What? Oh. 1278 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,769 No, it was Mickey. 1279 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,229 He was kidding when he said it was me. 1280 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,273 Oh, cool. 1281 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,525 So you do like rimming? 1282 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,945 Okay, Mickey, another cocktail? 1283 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,908 Can we please get the fuck out of here? 1284 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,827 You said we needed gay friends. 1285 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,287 Do you like any of these guys? 1286 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:51,206 Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut over this duck, though. 1287 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,541 [Jon] Here it is! 1288 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,334 Ah! Whoo! 1289 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,753 Oh! Oh, my God. 1290 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:56,754 Whoo! 1291 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:57,921 [pop music playing] Rain on me 1292 00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,131 Rain, rain, rain on me 1293 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:00,340 Rain, rain 1294 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,884 [all singing along] I'd rather be dry 1295 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,261 But at least I'm alive 1296 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,346 Rain on me, rain, rain 1297 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:09,349 Rain on me 1298 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:13,270 -Can we leave now? -Yeah. 1299 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,147 Are you guys leaving? 1300 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,566 Things were just getting interesting. 1301 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,234 Rain, rain, rain 1302 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,444 Rain... 1303 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:21,487 Whoo! 1304 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,739 I hear the thunder coming down 1305 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,616 Won't you rain on me? 1306 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:27,284 Eh, yeah... 1307 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:28,368 No. 1308 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,703 You're the one who said if we fucked them, 1309 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,538 we don't have to be friends with them. 1310 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,457 Rain on me... 1311 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:34,666 Fine. 1312 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,169 Rain on me 1313 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:42,299 Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look, I was thinking, 1314 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:43,842 you know, if we sell the house, 1315 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,928 we could start a college fund for you, 1316 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:47,304 so, uh, anyway, 1317 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,305 something to talk about. 1318 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,598 Give me a call back when you can. 1319 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,808 All right, bye. 1320 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,477 Tami? 1321 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,356 -Little man? -[knocking] 1322 00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:01,068 Holy fuck. 1323 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:02,861 [door slams] 1324 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,822 -[Tami] All right, hey. -Hey. 1325 00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:06,448 -Hey, you give me a hand? -What's-what's going on? 1326 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,366 We get robbed, or... 1327 00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,409 -No, no, he just woke up. -Hey, hi, buddy. 1328 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,828 Yeah, I just packed up some stuff 1329 00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,996 and brought it over to my dad's. 1330 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,001 [Tami sighs] 1331 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,048 Oh. 1332 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,509 I'll be right back, buddy, okay? 1333 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,515 Hey, uh, why-why did you take our stuff 1334 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,516 to your dad's place? 1335 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,892 I-I thought we talked about this. 1336 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:36,270 Yeah, w-we said you had the day to sell the Indian 1337 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,230 or convince your family to sell the house. 1338 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,690 The day's not over. 1339 00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:43,527 Okay, well, you didn't sound too hopeful on the phone, so... 1340 00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:44,611 Uh, I thought we said 1341 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:46,280 if I couldn't make it happen today, 1342 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:48,490 then we would talk about what's next, right? 1343 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,869 What did you think was next, Lip? 1344 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:54,204 That I would try again tomorrow. 1345 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,665 I thought what was next was that we would make 1346 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,876 the most stable decision for our family. 1347 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,669 I put in an application at Amazon. 1348 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,504 All right? Like you asked. 1349 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,505 Can you meet me halfway? 1350 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,008 Halfway to homelessness? 1351 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,676 No. No, Lip. 1352 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,595 I'm not gonna meet you halfway. 1353 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,138 And, God, what is up with you lately? 1354 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,472 Nothing, nothing is up with me lately. 1355 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:14,266 Really? Because you're being entirely unreasonable. 1356 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,976 -You're obsessive. -Okay, you wanna catalog shit? 1357 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,227 [Tami] You are fucking stealing shit 1358 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,353 'Cause I can take the notebook out, all right? 1359 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,771 -Are you drinking again? -No! 1360 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:22,274 Jesus, I just don't wanna live with your fucking family! 1361 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,859 Okay, well, tough shit. 1362 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,444 You had the day to make your plan work. 1363 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:26,904 You didn't make it work. 1364 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,488 So unless you make something happen 1365 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:31,033 before we go to bed tonight... 1366 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,035 Where are you going? 1367 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:36,038 [sighs] 1368 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,332 [indistinct dialogue and laughter on TV] 1369 00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,499 [Debbie] Hey. 1370 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,959 Who's the kid? 1371 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,127 Sandy's son. 1372 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,754 You decide about the house yet? 1373 00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:45,756 Leave me alone. I'm heartbroken. 1374 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,592 [door opens] 1375 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,680 Why is he still here? 1376 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,599 Royal's not done at Pizzeria Uno. 1377 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,018 But you should know that I'm gonna talk to him 1378 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,062 about us getting joint custody of Prince. 1379 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:02,731 Uh, why? 1380 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,857 If you're gonna be living with me, 1381 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,108 you're gonna be living with my rules, 1382 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,152 and my rules are that you don't abandon family. 1383 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,949 Well, I guess I'm not living with you, then. 1384 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:13,283 What? 1385 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,494 No. Sandy! 1386 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,334 Sandy! Sandy! 1387 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,670 What are you doing? 1388 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,254 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1389 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,756 Ha. Great. 1390 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,300 Add me to the list of people you run out on. 1391 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,802 I don't run out on people, Debbie. 1392 00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:33,387 -It's not that simple. -[Debbie] It is. 1393 00:49:33,428 --> 00:49:34,554 You-you either stick with people, 1394 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:35,514 or you don't. 1395 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,723 I stick with people. 1396 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:37,975 Yeah, I stuck with you, 1397 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,143 until you turned out to be a fucking psycho. 1398 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:42,062 Well, that's not sticking with me. 1399 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,063 That's cutting and running. 1400 00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:45,440 People don't just cut and run, okay? 1401 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,733 There are reasons. 1402 00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,068 I ran out on Prince and Royal 1403 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,778 because I had no idea who I was. 1404 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,904 [Debbie] That's selfish. 1405 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:51,863 It's not selfish. 1406 00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:54,408 That is the definition of selfish! 1407 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:56,118 You ran out on people who needed you 1408 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,787 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 1409 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,539 I'll never forgive you for that. 1410 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,332 [sighs] 1411 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,418 You'll never forgive me for that? 1412 00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:07,879 They'll never. Prince will never. 1413 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,673 Holy shit. [laughs] 1414 00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:13,010 You think I'm Monica. 1415 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:16,221 -What? -I am not your mom, Debbie. 1416 00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:18,056 I didn't just leave my family to do my own shit. 1417 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,975 This has nothing to do with my mom. 1418 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,852 Fuck you. 1419 00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:23,603 [Sandy] You are piling 1420 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,523 all your abandonment issues on me. 1421 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,525 Right? 'Cause what happened? 1422 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:31,820 Monica ran out on you... 1423 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,031 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 1424 00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:35,198 They don't wanna run out on me. 1425 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,992 They wanna sell the house and get the money. 1426 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,577 [Sandy] You sure? 1427 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:59,181 [Ian] Night. 1428 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,391 [sighs] That was a bust, huh? 1429 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,851 Oh, yeah, apart from a hand job, 1430 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,437 duck, and orgy, total waste of a fucking day. 1431 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,065 Still think we need gay friends? 1432 00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:09,274 Need? 1433 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:10,650 No. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. 1434 00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:13,695 We just...we want friends we have things in common with. 1435 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,323 There's a reason I do the same things as Lip. 1436 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:17,866 I'm like Lip. 1437 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,452 I'm okay if he's my only friend for now. 1438 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,536 All right. 1439 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:25,040 Well, wanna go tell Debbie you wanna do what Lip wants 1440 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,458 on this thing? 1441 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,667 She's gonna love you. 1442 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,252 She's gonna love you so much. 1443 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:31,630 [Sandy] Debbie! 1444 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,757 Come on! Open up. 1445 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,883 What's going on upstairs? 1446 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:35,967 [Carl] I'm not sure. 1447 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:37,010 Hey, do you guys think it's weird 1448 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:37,928 I'm in love with my rapist? 1449 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:39,346 -You weren't raped. -Yes. 1450 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,555 [Liam sighs] 1451 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:41,932 I don't wanna sell the house. 1452 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,141 Where have you been? 1453 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,601 Out finding my voice. 1454 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,269 Wait, you're voting not to sell? 1455 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,771 Yeah. 1456 00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:50,273 So it's you two and Debbie. That's it, right? 1457 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,359 Doesn't matter what I vote. We're not selling. 1458 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,485 Well, I wanna change my vote. 1459 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,153 Mickey and I want our own place. 1460 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:57,364 So it's two in favor, two against? 1461 00:51:57,405 --> 00:52:00,117 Yeah, me and Lip versus Liam and Debbie. 1462 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,629 Fiona... 1463 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,589 Lip! 1464 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:19,261 Carl! [crying] 1465 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,015 Debbie? Lip? 1466 00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:26,434 -Out of the way, Frank. -Lip! 1467 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:34,484 [relieved crying] 1468 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,486 [Liam] If you vote not to sell... 1469 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,445 Lip! 1470 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:38,738 ...I'll iron your uniform for a whole month. 1471 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,699 Vote to sell, I'll buy you pizza rolls for a year. 1472 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:41,616 How about vote to sell, 1473 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,784 and I won't scoop your eyeballs out 1474 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:45,162 -with a fucking kitchen spoon? -[items crashing] 1475 00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:46,037 Shit. 1476 00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,123 rock music 1477 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,583 What the fuck are you doing? 1478 00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:51,251 Creating an open floor plan. 1479 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,377 We're selling! 1480 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,545 -No! No. -[Lip] Hey! 1481 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,505 -Deb! Deb! -[Ian] Relax, relax. 1482 00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,341 Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 1483 00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,218 Fuck you! 1484 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,428 Whoa, oh, oh 1485 00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:02,637 Whoa, oh, oh... 1486 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,849 Don't look back, don't look back 1487 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,976 Don't look back... 1488 00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:16,610 [police officer] Excuse me. 1489 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,111 Does Phillip Gallagher live here? 1490 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,279 We have a few questions 1491 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:21,656 about a robbery where he used to work. 1492 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:22,908 He's inside. Just be careful. 1493 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:24,075 He's got a sledgehammer. 1494 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:26,286 That's why 1495 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,788 Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1496 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:31,291 Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh 1497 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,252 Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh 1498 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,129 Coming down on me 1499 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,465 Teardrops on my face 1500 00:53:38,506 --> 00:53:40,383 Water like... 1501 00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:51,561 I can feel it on my skin 1502 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:57,275 It's coming down on me 1503 00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:00,528 Teardrops on my face 1504 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,072 Water like misery 1505 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,407 Let it wash away my pain 1506 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,576 It's coming down on me 1507 00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,746 [both] Let it wash away 1508 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,081 I'd rather be dry 1509 00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:13,416 But at least I'm alive 1510 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,210 Rain on me, rain, rain 1511 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,379 Rain on me, rain, rain 1512 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,922 I'd rather be dry 1513 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,091 But at least I'm alive 1514 00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,510 Rain on me, rain, rain 1515 00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:25,637 Rain...on...me 1516 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,931 I hear the thunder coming down 1517 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,891 Won't you rain on me? 1518 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,476 Eh, yeah 1519 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,144 Rain on, whoo 1520 00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:35,730 I hear the thunder coming down 1521 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,565 Won't you rain on me? 1522 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,359 Eh, yeah 1523 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:53,873 Rain...on...me 1524 00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:58,473 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0